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The Six Phases of a Project or Upgrade

July 7, 2017 Jared Hall Humor

This always brings a smile to my face:

  • ENTHUSIASM
    Your idea has sparked into a full-fledged project.  Woo Hoo!
  • DISILLUSIONMENT
    Other organizations want their issues addressed by your project.  There’s countless meetings.  Well, it started out as a simple idea.  Bummer.
  • PANIC
    Bad scheduling, lack of resources, and incomplete follow-through occurs, and massive resources have been sunk into your project.  Panic sets in.
  • SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY
    Someone has to pay the price; usually the Project Manager.
  • PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT
    This happens when the guilty parties have too much status in the organization. Simple physics apply: Crap rolls downhill.
  • PRAISE & HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS
    If the project has any success, the sponsor gets the credit.  That’s usually the accountant or boss whose only effort was signing off on your project.

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