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It’s almost too easy

December 16, 2019 Jared Hall Humor

From Garth Algar in Wayne’s World.  Still funny after all these years!


“OK… First I’ll access the secret military spy satellite that’s in a geosynchronous orbit over the Midwest.”

“Then, I’ll ID the limo by the vanity plate “MR. BIGGG” and get his approximate position.”

“Then, I’ll reposition the transmitter dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137, and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big’s limo.

“It’s almost too easy.”

 

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